Monday, March 17, 2008

I'm Arthur


I'm Arthur. It's not the best picture of me over there, so don't get the wrong ideas...

I'm taking a break. I found a stopping point and by that time, I realized that I was tired enough to eat a horse.

That came out wrong.

Anyway, Henry was around the workshop but then he ran off. If anybody sees him, give me a call because the lair is an awful place to get lost in. I mean, really, I've been lost in this place for weeks, and that was back when we had a whole crew of flunkies to carry out evil deeds and all the trappings of supervillainy running around. Now the place is just empty and you could be wandering around this place for months if you didn't have any help or at least a map, and even then...

Well, yeah, wandering here is bad. I used to like to wander when I was a kid but around here it's a safety risk. Not to mention all the stuff still active from when we were more active in our supervillainy. I'd hate for him to step on a live land mind or something. Nuclear reactors aren't the only dangerous things around here.

Not that we have one of those.

...

Don't tell anybody. It'll be our little secret. And now I've got to get back to my work.

6 comments:

~grace~ said...

Horses are not good for the digestion, I hear. So be careful with that.

And what are the "trappings of supervillainy?" Because I want some.

If you lose Henry, let me know. Maybe I can come help out.

Haphazard said...

@Grace:

For some trappings of supervillainy, look in the comics. They're sure to explain it.

You're not allowed in the lair. That's that.

And the horse thing? It's an expression.

Amanda Morgan said...

Hap, I love your drawings!

Kyt Dotson said...

Does this mean that I can get myself some supervilliany tablecloths and doilies?

Jordan said...

Okay hooked.

~grace~ said...

Hap? Where are you?